This is Jenny Crye reporting live. It is so disgusting here. I heard some people crying because of the War of 1812. When I was about to hand out breath mints, (apparently they are not invented YET!!) a gunshot rang out. Soldiers came storming into camp and I got on the floor. A girl got down on the floor with me, pulled out a cross and started to pray. I didn't have a cross on hand, so I used my lipstick. As I was halfway up the barrel, the shooting stopped. I thanked the Lipstick God as I got up. I looked around. OK, the first thing that came to mind was:this town is a disaster. I guess I can hire an interior designer, or whatever they use.
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