This is Jenny Crye reporting live from Nova Scotia. I have received instant news that the War of 1812 has ended. Being a 20-year old, I think that it is great that there is no more loud noises and girlfriends can finally have their boyfriends all to themselves. I also feel sort of bad for the army girlfriends because what if their boyfriend got killed or even worse, fell in love with a nurse?? They would have nothing to live for. Anyway, Boo-Hoo for them. I also received word that there is such thing called Treason. It is a terrible thing that you have to do. If you were to do said treason, then you would be said hanged and said killed. Not a very nice way to teach someone a lesson. Just make him do a public speech. Don't they say that is worse than dying?? Well, at least he'll go the right way. Anyway, someone just smudged my lipstick, so I need to go to the bathroom for 10 hours to reapply my 1100 layers all over again!! WAAAHHHH!!
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